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Post by Scott » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:23 am

Post fails!


Tried to gargle listerine, spilt down my chin.
Self-inflicted or not, I find myself on the farthest star, foreign to everything like I woke up with a German tongue.
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Re: Fails Thread

Post by OneHeartAtATime » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:38 pm

Most recent fails:

1. Grabbed a door handle, with a stinkbug hidden on the back, obvious ending: he squirted Lord knows what all over my hand and the door, just a wonderful smell, and an absolutely pleasant surprise.

2. Turned in an 8 research project a month early on accident...today my professor announced that she had shortened the essay to 4 pages.
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Post by Scott » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:57 pm

wow number 2 is ridiculous!!!

current fail: bought a 30 pack of beer, on a diet, can't drink beer
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Post by Norgan » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:31 am

Yesterday, I was so unprepared for my Japanese quiz that upon handing it in, my teacher showed me the correct answers and let me retake my quiz before leaving.
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Post by Scott » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:01 am

Norgan wrote:Yesterday, I was so unprepared for my Japanese quiz that upon handing it in, my teacher showed me the correct answers and let me retake my quiz before leaving.

wooooooah ahahahaha

current fail: wanted to quickly post on all the posts on the site, got overwhelmed by the number of new posts... save till later
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Re: Fails Thread

Post by OneHeartAtATime » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:45 pm

Hm, so far, my week has been fail less to my recollection! YAY!
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Post by Scott » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:20 pm

heh well thats good

fail: snooki was on an MTV show before jersey shore making fun of italians... with her boyfriend... oops
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Re: Fails Thread

Post by OneHeartAtATime » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:29 pm

Haha. Oh the scandal!
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Re: Fails Thread

Post by ButThatBelt » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:33 pm

Just walked out of a Starbucks bathroom with part of a toilet seat cover sticking out of my pants.

NICE.
Oh, we could blame it on our hands...
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