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If I die and go to hell real soon,
it will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned,
with the pillow under my head.

I'd be chatting on the interweb;
maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.
01 - I can get sexual, too.

You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet, then i lied 'bout it x2)
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want .

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

(Woah!)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

Fix:
The 2nd vocals during the interlude are "I met you on the internet, and then I liked about it."

my bad, i knew that too. i was just adding as many as possible and didn't look too closely. i'll fix it

weird i always thought it was "then i lied about it" :I

Lol you are correct, sir. 2 out of 3 of us messed it up! Bad odds!